The "Gee" Spot

Sexism is a hardy thing.  Men and women have known for centuries that they’re different.  We figured it out on our own, back when Austropithecus was tromping around Africa.  Of course, mating rituals were a little bit more simple then: there was no dating dance.  Just hit her with your club and take her back to your place (cave).  And I’m sure that, even in the worst of situations, Broll was able to convince Urga that he was the right guy for her, and showed her how gifted he was in bestowing affection.

Now let’s fast forward about four million years.  We perform the dating dance, but it’s work.  Regardless of your sexuality, there’s always getting ready (“Normal underwear or slut underwear?”), the question of which restaurant to go to, what movie to see … and then, if all goes well, which position to try and the issue with turning your partner on by finding the one spot that makes him/her crazy.  Now, it figures that erogenous zones are basically different between the sexes – that’s a given.  But they’re also different between every individual, in that what works for Eve doesn’t for Steve, or what works for Adam doesn’t for Madam.

I ended up having to do quite a bit of reading on this one … did you know that, technically, a “G”-spot refers strictly to female anatomy?  Somehow, I couldn’t help but feel that men are being short-changed, and we need to have our spots highlighted, too.

They’re not “G”-spots, but “Gee” spots.  (Some of them are even “Oh, gee” spots.)  I don’t want to get into a sexist debate here and I hope that any straight readers won’t take offense, but women are much harder to please.  The “G” usually stands for “GOD!”  For guys, the “Gee” spot is simply touching us, because whether you believe it or not, and as I have often stated in my posts, guys are programmed for sex.  We think about it all the time.  We think about doing it all the time.  We think about doing it with you, your best friend, his twin brother, and the guy at the gym (another “Gee” spot).  Guys are supposed to be intuitive enough with women to know what they like – again, the dating dance – and women are disappointed when they have to drive the bus and you run out of gas.  But with guys, it’s three little words: “Touch me there.”  And, lo and behold – “Gee!”  Your partner hits the spot and you have a slap-bang time and are already making plans in your calendar for the next romp.

(And the “Oh, gee” spot?  That’s the one that indicates, “Okay, I like that, but I think I would like this more.”  You know, the one that indicates you appreciate the try but you’re disappointed.)

I feel it necessary to interject here some more wisdom from that sage of sex, Dan Savage.  In his latest book, American Savage, he indicates that “people in romantic relationships should be ‘GGG’ for their partners.  ‘GGG’ stands for ‘good, giving, and game,’ as in, ‘good in bed,’ ‘giving pleasure without expectation of immediate reciprocation,’ and ‘game for anything – within reason.’”

Amen, brother.  In my opinion, Dan has hit the d*** right on the head.  You can’t be “GGG” without knowing your partner’s “G”-spot, “Gee” spot, and/or “Oh, gee” spot.

So, by now you’re wondering: what in the Sam-holy-hell does this have to do with underwear?

Most guys are innately programmed to get out of their shorts as quickly as possible, and I believe this to be a mistake.  When you’re wearing a pair of underwear, your sensations can be heightened as your partner drags a fingernail across the fabric; massages your glute; outlines your “cum gutter,” (a term referring to the groin crease, courtesy of a Randy Blue video); or pretty much just fondles your junk.  While skin is a perfectly reasonable erogenous zone and well used, in the interest of “GGG,” you should try your second skin the next time you have the opportunity.

I can only speak for myself here, but I think most males will agree that the entire nether region is a “Gee” spot.  For myself, if it’s covered by underwear, it’ll get me going; the tighter the shorts, the better.  I’m probably the result of my previous experiences – an underwear version of “nature vs. nurture,” if you will – but like Savage suggests, I’ve learned to be a proponent of “GGG” with underwear.  (I just didn’t know what “GGG” was called back in the day.  Since Savage’s book just came out, he obviously deserves all of the credit for naming and expounding on such a simple concept.  All of us know these rules innately, but people just don’t talk about this f***ing stuff, which just drives me absolutely insane.)

So, the next time you’re confronted with the option of doing “GGG” instead of just plain “Gee,” go for it.  Enjoy it.  Remember Dan’s rules; wear your favorite pair of boxer briefs and have your partner do the same, and focus on that area.  I’ll be surprised if you don’t find it to be an eye-opening experience if it’s something you’ve never done before.  www.Health24.com also published the following list as a guide of male erogenous zones, more than half of which happen to coincide with my underwear regimen (so you can work these into your “GGG” routine):

His ears: Lots of nerve endings are concentrated here and this means plenty of pleasure for your partner.  Use the pads of your index finger and thumb to massage the outer ears with slow, firm movements.  You can also squeeze the earlobes, and then use your tongue to target the area behind the ear through nibbling and kissing.

His neck: The neck is always a great place to turn on your partner, especially after he has been passionately kissed.  Target different areas of the neck with kisses using the area under and behind the ears for variety.  Try light nibbling and soft bites [but be careful not to leave hickeys!]  Start out gently and become more passionate to really turn him on.

His chest: For many men, the chest signifies masculinity and it is a huge turn on.  It is a great erogenous zone – massage it, kiss it and caress it.  The nipples are very sensitive and should be sucked and nibbled on.  Start out gently and then try a firmer approach.  Watch for his reaction – some men love it rough but not all, so feel your way gently.

His inner thighs: The inner thighs are a neglected erogenous zone as not many [partners] target them, heading for a nearby area too quickly.  Touching, kissing, licking or gentle biting will all feel good for most men.

His groin creases: The creases at the top of his thighs [just below the belly button] are very sensitive to gentle stroking and blowing.

His glans: This is the most powerful erogenous zone a man has and is a place which will always bring massive pleasure if targeted correctly.  This is obviously the most sensitive part of his body and you need to go carefully as some men have a very sensitive glans.

His perineum: There are a lot of nerve endings [here] and it can be very sensitive if you fondle or stroke it.  You should also try massaging and fondling the perineum [to] heighten the pleasure.

His scrotum: The scrotum holds the testicles.  This is a very sensitive and a very delicate part of any man’s body but remains a highly erotic area.  Applying too much pressure … will cause pain, [so] keep in mind to go gently.  Play with the testicles gently with your hands.  You can also suck or lick the scrotum and if you put them into your mouth (with minimum pressure), you will see your partner lost in the moment.  All of the body’s creases are very sensitive (the inside of the wrists, elbows, and the knees).  The [two] creases between [his glutes] and the top of his thighs [are] very sensitive to stimulation.

The end GGGame is to make the dating dance fun instead of work.  (You know how you dread going to work and look forward to the weekend?)  This is what underwear does, people.  Use it to your advantage and double your pleasure, double your fun!  After all, if you’re going to have an erogenous zone, shouldn’t it be one that’s clearly visible and easily marked with easy-to-follow instructions?  Ab-so-frackin’-lutely.  It makes the bus so much easier to steer.