Saturday, July 6, 2013

Underwear Profile #3: Rusty Joiner

All: I’m still in post-Fourth-of-July-recovery.  I should be up to full speed shortly, but in the meantime, just sit back and enjoy ….

The name "Rusty Joiner" just screams “porn star,” doesn’t it?  (And I’ll bet he’s not “rusty” at all.)

Actually, Jason Russell Joiner is a native of Alabama born in 1972, and he still looks every bit the farm boy.  I noticed him years ago, modeling in International Male, and he stuck with me because he just has one of those faces you can’t forget.  It also doesn’t hurt that he’s six-foot-one, blond, has an impressive package and easy smile.  And of course, because he was in I.M., he’s no stranger to bearing all and is definitely “eye candy” – as seen below.

He attended university in Georgia, where he made a name for himself as an athlete, cheerleader and gymnast.  After that, his story is pretty much “fairy-tale:” he was discovered by a modeling agent in Atlanta and whisked off to do modeling in Paris, Milan and South America (where I’m sure he must have been a particular hit with all those Latin Lotharios).  He’s done shoots for a lot of major labels – including Abercrombie & Fitch, Prada, America Eagle Outfitters – and he was the “Official Underwear Model” for Structure (which later became Express Men) for two years.  A great statistic includes gracing the cover of Men’s Fitness eleven times in five years, as well as appearing in Vanity Fair, Cosmopolitan, and Rolling Stone.

I haven’t been able to locate any information on the Internet as to his sexual preferences, but given that a lot of his print work has been with I.M. and his acting resume includes RuPaul’s video “Looking Good, Feeling Gorgeous,” I’m not yet willing to rule out that he might play for our team.  (And even if he didn’t, I’d still let him watch.)  He has other acting credits, too, including Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story and Resident Evil: Extinction. 

Even though he’s entering his forties, here’s hoping he expands his portfolio and graduates to porn.  I doubt he’d have to audition.

 



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