I know numbers can be subjective, but according to every
math teacher and professor I ever had, it’s all in the math and numbers don’t
lie. If you believe the map image below,
looks like it’s time to move to France or Hungary. The link confirms Hungary and adds Venezuela,
Ecuador, Colombia, Cameroon, Benin and Ghana to the mix, depending on your
ethnicity interests. (Hhrrmm.)
I’m guessing these figures are underwear-less for full
measurement, so you have to wonder how Hungarians, Colombians or Ghanaians look
in a pair of briefs.
And I checked – the world record holder is Jonah Cardeli
Falcon of New York (pictured below), who measures in at 9.5 inches (24.13
centimeters) when flaccid and 13.5 inches (34.29 centimeters) when … well, “not
so flaccid.” (That’s almost
grotesque. Not complaining, mind
you. Just sayin’.) Goes to show you that if anything out of
this world is going to happen somewhere, you get another vote for The City That
Never Sleeps.
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